Joker Quotes from the movie - The Dark Knight

All Joker Quotes

This is a collection of the all the quotes of the character - "Joker" played by Sir Heath Ledger in the move The Dark Knight, released in the year 2008.

List of all Joker Quotes from the movie - The Dark Knight

1. Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.
2. And I thought that my jokes were bad.
3. Wanna know how I get these scars?
4. My Father was a drinker and a finned and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her (Laughing while he does it), returns to me and he says, "Why so serious Son?".
5. He comes at me with the knife, why so serious son? He sticks the blade into my mouth. Lets put a smile on that face. And why so serious?
6. Oh, you look Nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them?
7. Come here, hey, look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. Hmm I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me. She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
8. (Joker Laughing) I don't, I don't wanna kill you. What would I do without you.
9. You complete me.
10. Don't talk like one of them, you are not, even if you would like to be.
11. To them, you are just a freak, like me.
12. They need you right now, when they don't. They will cast you out like a leaper.
13. You see their morals; their code is a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.
14. They are only as good as the world allows them to be.
15. I wanna show you when the chips are down, these civilized people they will eat each other.
16. See, I am not a monster. I am just ahead of the curve.
17. Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick; you can't savor all the little emotions.
18. You see in their last moments people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.
19. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
20. You see, I am a guy with simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gun powder and gasoline.
21. Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
22. Do you know what I am? I am a Dog chasing cars. I don’t what if I do if I caught it.
23. You know I just do things.
24. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans.
25. You know they are schemers, schemers trying to control their little worlds.
26. I am not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.
27. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.
28. Look what is did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.
29. You know what I noticed? Nobody seems to care when everything goes according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.
30. Because it’s all part of the plan.
31. Introduce a little anarchy.
32. You just couldn’t let me go, could you?
33. This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
34. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?
35. You won’t kill me out of some misplaced sense of righteousness and I won't kill you because you are just too much fun.
36. I think you and I are destined to this things forever
37. See madness as you know is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

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